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Real stories. Shared discreetly.
Satisfy Me★★★★★
"The Satisfy Me is just incredible. I've tried plenty of toys, but this is the first one that hits every single spot."
Simone
Verified buyer
Satisfy Me★★★★★
"I've ordered several toys from Aloha Club now and I'm hooked."
Monica
Verified buyer
The Turbo V12★★★★★
With kids in the house you don't want any hassle. Small, silent, lives in my nightstand.
Marc
Verified buyer
Satisfy Me★★★★★
Fast and discreet delivery. Beautiful packaging and the quality beat my expectations.
Lisa
Verified buyer
Trustpilot · Rated 4.3/5 from 218 reviews
Why Aloha Club
Whisper-quiet
Under 40 dB. Nobody hears a thing, even through thin walls.
Body-safe
Soft, non-porous silicone. No cheap rubber.
Waterproof
Clean under the tap in sixty seconds.
30-day returns
From the day your package arrives. Unopened and sealed.
What shows up at your door
A plain box. That's it.
This is how it arrives
Always. Your order arrives in plain packaging with no logo and no product name. Nobody sees what you picked.
That's how it should be, if you ask me. Sarah
You'll get a tracking number as soon as your package is on its way.
You have 30 days from the day your order arrives. Not from the day you place it.
Want to return something? Email us and we'll send you the instructions. For hygiene reasons we only accept unopened products with the seal intact.
Not sure? Email me before you open the packaging. Sarah
Rinse under lukewarm water with mild soap, let it dry, done. No alcohol, no abrasives.
Email info@alohaclub.co and we'll get back to you within one business day.
