“Stop waiting for her to be in the mood. Treat yourself so well that she'll soon be asking if she can watch.”

Arrange your own fun on your terms, so that a difference in desire no longer puts a strain on your relationship!

"My girlfriend took it as a challenge: 'That thing can never pleasure you better than I can.' Since then, she's been more passionate than ever. And me? I'm certainly not complaining."

 -Thomas, 36, Rotterdam

You know the feeling.

 

She turns over: "Not tonight. I'm exhausted."

 

You say: "No worries."

 

But there you are. Wide awake. Jaw clenched. And sleep won't come.

 

Because desire doesn't work on a schedule. And your needs don't disappear just because she's tired.

 

So, an evening turns into a tense morning. And a tense morning into a short temper.

 

So, do things differently this time.

 

Get up. Walk to the bathroom. Give yourself ten minutes you won't soon forget.

 

Come back: relaxed, satisfied, with a grin she can't quite place.

 

And THEN something funny happens.

 

No more pressure. No more grumpiness. Just a relaxed, content man beside her.

 

And wouldn't you know it, that's exactly what makes her suddenly start wondering what she's missing.

 

It doesn't start with her. 

 

It starts with you: time to give your solo play a serious upgrade.

Hi, I'm Daan. Co-founder of Aloha Club.

Eight years together with my girlfriend.

 

And listen: a difference in desire (libido) is completely normal.

 

 She works a double shift, I'm at home full of energy. Or exactly the other way around.

 

But somewhere along the way, I realized I was approaching it wrong.

 

If she wasn't in the mood, I'd swallow my frustration. 

 

Not smart, because she felt it immediately. And then things got awkward between us.

 

Of course, I could just do it myself.

 

 But my hand had been doing it the exact same way for twenty years. 

 

I wanted something that felt real.

 

So I ordered a toy online. Worthless. The second one too. The third one too.

 

But I knew: there's something to this.

 

Because as soon as I took care of it myself, I wasn't tense anymore, and she didn't feel guilty anymore.

 

Everything became looser between us. 

 

Because I stopped making a problem out of something normal.

 

That's why I started collaborating with intimacy experts.

 

And we built the Pleasurefyer 2.0.

 

For men who take their pleasure on their own terms, wherever and whenever they want.

For decades, your hand has been doing the bare minimum.

This is the upgrade you've been craving for years!

Meet The Pleasurefyer 2.0. It licks. It vibrates. All around, simultaneously. And it only stops when you want it to.

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360° your hand never could

Five licking modes mimic a tongue moving all around. Not just one spot at a time, but everywhere, exactly where it counts. And unlike a real tongue, this one never gets tired.

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5 licking modes and 10 vibration modes

Gentle teasing. Slow build-up. Or dive right in if you're impatient.

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Everything at full power

Lick AND vibrate together at the highest setting. Good chance you won't even make it to the end before you need to recover. And that's exactly the idea.

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Fits every size

The flexible design stretches and comfortably fits almost any size. No fumbling, no awkward fit.

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Whisper quiet

Housemates won't hear a thing. Neighbors won't hear a thing. The only thing you'll hear is you.

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Clean in 60 seconds

Completely waterproof. Just rinse under the tap and it's ready for the next round.

How does it actually work?

Step 1: Lube up and insert

 

Water-based lubricant works best. The flexible design adapts easily, no fuss.

 

Step 2: Choose your settings and let it do the work

 

5 licking modes, 10 vibration modes. Gentle teasing or full throttle when time is short.

 

Step 3: Rinse and store

 

60 seconds under the tap, back in the drawer, nobody will notice.

The Pleasurefyer 2.0 vs your hands

The Pleasurefyer 2.0

Your hands

360° licking sensation all around

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5 lick patterns & 10 vibration patterns

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Perseverance

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Completely Waterproof

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No pain, no gain

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Quiet enough for any moment

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Clean in 60 seconds

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Our promise to you!

You've probably wasted money on gadgets that didn't work before.

 

Doubt is part of the process.

 

That's why you have 14 days after receipt to calmly decide if the Pleasurefyer 2.0 is right for you.

 

Changed your mind? Simply register your return with us.

 

Due to hygiene reasons, only unopened products with an intact seal can be returned.
 

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✓ 6,000+ Satisfied Customers

⭐ 4.8 Average Rating

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What men like you say about The Pleasurefyer 2.0

★★★★★

"She can finally say no without feeling guilty, and I'm not missing out on anything. Good for both of us."

Kevin A., Tilburg

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"Ten minutes and I'm relaxed again. And then she suddenly gets curious."

Bram M., Nijmegen

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"The first time, I didn't even reach the highest level. The second time, I didn't either."

Jeroen G., Groningen

★★★★★

"My girlfriend took over the controls and deliberately set it too high. 'Revenge,' she said. I'm not complaining."

Sven R., Almere

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"Bought it for myself. Now *she* uses it on me. Better than I hoped."

David B., Breda

★★★★★

"Drawer full of toys that did nothing. This one is on top for a reason."

Marco T., Enschede

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"My old one sounded like a lawnmower. You can barely hear this one, which is a godsend with housemates."

Chris M., Leiden

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"360° all around feels totally different from anything I've had before. In a very good way."

Youssef R., The Hague

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"Licking & shaking together. After that, you'll never look at your hand the same way again."

Tom V., Zwolle

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"Finally, one that just fits, whatever your size."

Niels P., Amersfoort

The questions our customers ask?

Will this break after a few uses like my previous one?

No. Made to last, from soft and body-friendly silicone. Not satisfied? You have 30 days to return.

What if it doesn't fit me?

It fits 100%. The flexible design stretches, regardless of your size or shape.

How loud is it?

Whisper-quiet. The only sound in the room is you.

How long does the battery last?

One charge gives you 2+ hours of use, more than enough for multiple sessions. Simply charge with the USB cable and you're ready for the next round.

Is "everything at full blast" really that intense?

Count on it. Many men don't even reach the highest level. So build up gradually, or go all in immediately if you dare.

Can I use it with my partner?

Sure. Many men report that their partner took over the controls. Not a bad problem to have.

How do I clean it?

It is completely waterproof, so just rinse it under the tap. 60 seconds and done, no awkward corners where anything gets stuck.

What if it's not for me?

30-day money-back guarantee. Done.

How is it delivered?

Neutral packaging, discreet name on your statement. Nobody sees it but you.

Is this better than my hand?

Your hand doesn't have 5 licking modes, 10 vibration modes, and 360° all around. And your hand has never made you groan like this. So yeah. Much better.

This is what you get when you order today, today only! 

 

✓ 5 licking modes and 10 vibration modes

 

✓ 360° all-round licking sensation

 

✓ Everything at full power

 

✓ Fits every size

 

✓ 100% waterproof

 

✓ Whisper-quiet motor (<40dB)

 

✓ Clean in 60 seconds

 

✓ 2+ hours of use per charge, rechargeable via USB cable

 

✓ Discreet delivery

 

✓ 14-day money-back guarantee

 

"Your hand has been working overtime for years. Time to send it into retirement."

⚠️ Please note: time is ticking

Click here, Today only 

Because my satisfaction doesn't have to depend on her agenda.


If you still see the button, you're on time.


We are releasing this batch now for a 60% discount. Once these 100 units are gone, the price will revert to €125

 

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